“Never play poker with someone who’s first name is a state.”

Someone said that. I don’t remember who. Let’s test it out…

Montana Jones

Tennessee Jones

Kentucky Jones

Texas Jones

Nah…I wouldn’t play poker with those guys.

Indiana Jones

No. But I might play poker with…

New Jersey Jones

or

Rhode Island Jones

You can do it with countries too…

Mexico Jones

No.

Finland Jones

Okay.