“Never play poker with someone who’s first name is a state.”
Someone said that. I don’t remember who. Let’s test it out…
Montana Jones
Tennessee Jones
Kentucky Jones
Texas Jones
Nah…I wouldn’t play poker with those guys.
Indiana Jones
No. But I might play poker with…
New Jersey Jones
or
Rhode Island Jones
You can do it with countries too…
Mexico Jones
No.
Finland Jones
Okay.