Thought for the Day
“Never play poker with someone who’s first name is a state.”
Someone said that. I don’t remember who. Let’s test it out…
Montana Jones
Tennessee Jones
Kentucky Jones
Texas Jones
Nah…I wouldn’t play poker with those guys.
Indiana Jones
No. But I might play poker with…
New Jersey Jones
or
Rhode Island Jones
You can do it with countries too…
Mexico Jones
No.
Finland Jones
Okay.
Quotes of the Day....
"Reach for the stars. If you only get to the planets, that's okay. At least you got passed the Moon!"
(me, I think)
"If you can imagine it, if you can dream it.....it's probably on the internet."
(definitely me-but most likely someone else has said it)
"Politics is show-biz for ugly people."
(somebody else-probably a genius)